do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via foie)
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
gleerant: i will keep my blog open for as long as tumblr exists so that in a few decades when the glee cast all come out with bios where they candidly admit how shitty glee was, i can come back on here and flail with you guys while my children ask why i am screaming at my computer
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
amberushgron: People keep joking about Sam dating girls that like girls, like in a “lol Sam” kind of way, but all I keep doing is looking at Mercedes and whispering “soon”.
assiest: my blog is an acquired taste if you don’t like it acquire some taste
Naya baby I love you I swear i do but WTF ARE YOU WEARING I love when you show skin because it’s just more of you to love but that outfit just ain’t doing it and your boy isn’t doing any better…You look lovely I love the head shots but that thing they put together for you just isn’t my favorite outfit you’ve ever been in
alonglineofbread: the-yolocaust: a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does mocking jay
For an actress who really hasn’t gotten to act for two years, it was like...– Vanessa Lengies, on leaving Glee for Mixology (via 43619)
uxiebunny: IS A CHARACTER EVER SO ADORABLE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE THROWING A COMPLETE FIT AND FLIPPING TABLES AND THROWING THINGS AND SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE CUTE
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Making toast: Getting things off high shelves: Making coffee: Reaching the remote when it’s too far away: And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: I don’t know how I survived life without it.
inkerdoodle: excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die
partybarackisinthehousetonight: uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
pokemon-personalities: a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was