Cosmo Sex Tip #642
Ask him to describe what he wants to do to you. Require him to use AT LEAST three examples from the text and explain
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i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
And he died in both of them
and he still didn’t win an oscar
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it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
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Outcast - Glee Cast
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Should I leave this out for my parents???
I love this haha
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where da party at
you are the person our math problems warned us about
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fuck education who wants to start a band
your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.
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HOLY SHIT THIS KID I WAS TALKING TO WAS LOOKING AT GOOGLE MAPS AND HE FOUND SOMEBODY DRAGGING A DEAD BODY IN TO A LAKE. 52.376552,5.198303 ARE THE COORDINATES I’M FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
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you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Exactly^
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Source: -annoying
One of my favourite things is talking about books.
I could literally talk about books all day.
New books, old books, loved books, loathed books, popular books, forgotten books.
BOOKS.
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Source: romanoirshasmoved
harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
Excuse you.
Excuse you
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
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