Cosmo Sex Tip #642

fagmobs:

Ask him to describe what he wants to do to you. Require him to use AT LEAST three examples from the text and explain

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kobayashimarooned:

padalackles:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

And he died in both of them

and he still didn’t win an oscar

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Source: drarna

niallar:

today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school district”

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Source: niallar

it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script

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elisaemanuela: hollow-drums: Should I leave this out for my parents??? I love this haha
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elisaemanuela:

hollow-drums:

Should I leave this out for my parents???

I love this haha

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Source: hollow-drums

lattergaysaint:

lol

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prettybluescarf:

turntechgoddamnit:

where da party at

you are the person our math problems warned us about

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Source: turntechgoddamnit

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

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Source: theorgyorganizer

nothingworkshere: HOLY SHIT THIS KID I WAS TALKING TO WAS LOOKING AT GOOGLE MAPS AND HE FOUND SOMEBODY DRAGGING A DEAD BODY IN TO A LAKE. 52.376552,5.198303 ARE THE COORDINATES I’M FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
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nothingworkshere:

HOLY SHIT THIS KID I WAS TALKING TO WAS LOOKING AT GOOGLE MAPS AND HE FOUND SOMEBODY DRAGGING A DEAD BODY IN TO A LAKE. 52.376552,5.198303 ARE THE COORDINATES I’M FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME

(via neapolitan-icecream)

Source: nothingworkshere

foreverstuckinsadness:

wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

Exactly^

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tygaryen:

One of my favourite things is talking about books. 

I could literally talk about books all day.

New books, old books, loved books, loathed books, popular books, forgotten books. 

BOOKS.

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Source: romanoirshasmoved

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

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